Jul 25
:D
pretty much had one of the best nights of my life. best sex ive ever had. nicest sweetest gentlemen ever. my pussy hurts and by back is killing me, but it was worth every second of pain.
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![guillee:
You will buy me this Darth Vader kitchen apron. [Waves hand.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l616vfqqPD1qz4ueho1_500.jpg)
Jul 17
WHERE THE HELL DO I GET A SWIM SUITE LIKE THAT!
Oh Marta Peterson <3 you’re the only person i know that can make Dimmu Borgir look sexy
Jul 17
It has been established that persons who have recently died
have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread
investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded
that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human
victims. It’s hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem
to be a fact.
— Night of the Living Dead
